From the partners of Global Fast Track Hong Kong, mentors at Accenture's FinTech Lab, and Founders Institute
We strip your pitch to its core and rebuild it:
We craft your narrative and prepare you to deliver it:
Fill out our intake survey, and pitch to us live in the first session.
We work with you to answer the key questions investors want answered:
The problem you’re solving and why it’s worth solving
Why you’re the right team to do it
How you’re going to make it work
Get your refreshed 12-page pitch deck copy, along with a pitch checklist and your personal action plan.
Follow the links to book a spot on our calendar. After a quick chat, we’ll advise which one of our package is best suited for your needs.
Hit that "Fix my pitch now" button and fill out our intake survey (don't worry, it's shorter than your product roadmap). Then pitch to us live in your first session, where we'll tell you what investors are actually thinking but too polite to say.
Our feedback might sting, but hey, at least we won't suggest pivoting to blockchain (just yet).
Bring your pitch deck (the actual one you use, not the "aspirational" version), and prepare to deliver it without your usual hand-waving when discussing customer acquisition costs. Oh, and forward us those "not a fit for our thesis right now" rejection emails. They tell us more about your pitch problems than you ever could.
1.A pitch deck copy that might actually survive due diligence,
2.coaching to help you stop fidgeting during the "path to profitability" slide, and
3. a personalised action plan beyond "just get more traction."
4.Plus lifetime access to our Founder's Handbook, which we spent way too much time writing and not enough time marketing.
Standard package: 2-3 weeks, about the time it takes your lead investor to "circle back."
Express package: 1 week for you last-minute types with imminent demo days. Premium package: a bit longer because, shockingly, proper financial models require more than copying competitors' metrics. Who knew?
We handle the substance, not the gradient backgrounds at this stage. We've seen enough pitch decks to know that great design won't save terrible positioning, but terrible design will kill great positioning. If you need someone to make those dots-connected-by-lines graphics that every deck seems to have, our Premium package includes design services. Narrative first, pretty pixels second—that's our religion.
Deep tech and B2B startups in Asia where the founding team has at least one person who insists on putting architecture diagrams in the pitch. You know, businesses where the standard "Uber for X" pitch template falls spectacularly flat. We're pretty good at making your complex 18-month sales cycle sound like an opportunity rather than a red flag.
What else can you help with beyond pitch development?
Our Premium package includes financial modelling that acknowledges customer churn exists, information memorandums that investors might actually finish reading, and extended pitch coaching for founders who still say "synergy" with a straight face.
Look, if we were brilliant at financial models, we'd be VCs ourselves, not helping you pitch to them. Our expertise is making your vision sound compelling, credible, and less delusional. For spreadsheets, we partner with finance nerds who actually enjoy sensitivity analysis and can explain the difference between bookings and revenue without breaking into hives. They'll build models that don't mysteriously forecast profitability the exact month your runway ends.
Listen, what you're really asking is—can I trust you guys to help me?
Can we help you? Maybe. We don't know until we speak with you. Truth be told, we decline as many clients as we accept. We have a very narrow focus and only accept the clients we think we can help.
There are loads of agencies and consultancies you can work with. Just check their case studies, testimonials and interview their previous clients if they'll let you, but most important of all, make sure you have good chemistry. You're going to be working with them intensely for something really important to you, your startup. Make sure you like each other.
We don't start every meeting with "So, tell me about your startup" as if we didn't read your materials. We don't pretend your Series A metrics will impress anyone when you're barely post-MVP. We won't hype you up just to close the deal. Check our resources page if you want our vibe. If you want someone who won't question why your revenue projection graph looks suspiciously like the Bitcoin price chart from 2017, we're probably not your people.
Well, it will likely be the case you'll be too busy for us once you're swimming in term sheets, but in case you're wondering, we can help refine your pitch even further for specific investor meetings, demo days, or those pitch competitions where they make you wear silly t-shirts. Just maybe mention us in your TechCrunch funding announcement? We have egos too, you know.